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St Johnstone Train in Sunshine for First Time, Squad ‘Disoriented’ by Shadows

Players spend session chasing their own shadows; manager calls it 'useful work on spatial awareness'.

McDiarmid Park, unusually well lit.

McDiarmid Park, unusually well lit. Photo: en:User:Xizor75, “McDiarmid Park”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain

PERTH — St Johnstone’s training session was interrupted on Thursday when the sun came out and several players became distracted by their own shadows.

“One of the lads tried to tackle his,” said a source. “Another one asked if it was a new signing.” The squad is expected to be back to normal for weekend training, with “proper weather” forecast.

Letters to the Editor

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  1. At least they had someone to mark.

    — Ewan B., Luncarty, 22 October 2026
  2. My son’s under-12s had the same problem. One of them waved at his shadow for ten minutes.

    — Callum T., Perth, 22 October 2026
  3. @Callum that’s still better than our left back.

    — Ewan B., Luncarty, 22 October 2026
  4. My son's under-12s had the same problem. One of them waved at his shadow for ten minutes.

    — Callum T., Perth, 27 October 2026
  5. @Callum that's still better than our left back.

    — Ewan B., Luncarty, 27 October 2026

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