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I’ve Lived on Kinnoull Hill for 30 Years and I Have Never Once Seen the View
It's always foggy, writes a resident, and I've stopped believing in Perth.
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Traffic Cones Have Feelings Too, and Frankly They’ve Been Through Enough
A cone-rights activist on the forgotten victims of Perthshire roadworks.
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Perthetic Has Published a Good News Section and Frankly I Don’t Trust It
Our Grumpiness Correspondent on why happiness is a slippery slope.
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Yes, Dundee Has Better Pehs. No, I Will Not Be Saying It Out Loud.
A Perth columnist on the A90's most dangerous secret.
Opinion
I Indicated Correctly on Broxden Once. Nobody Believed Me.
A confession from a Perth driver who saw something beautiful and no one was there to witness it.
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Physicists Say the Universe May Be ‘Stuck in Place’. I Could Have Told Them That From Broxden
A commuter on the cosmic implications of the Glasgow Road exit.
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They Took Away May Day. What’s Next — the Tattie Holidays? The Second of January?
A parent warns: 'Today it's a Monday in May. Tomorrow it's Hogmanay.'
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Every Time a Perth Shop Closes, Somebody Commissions a Report Into Why Shops Are Closing
A columnist calculates Perth now has more high street strategies than high street shops.
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When a Car Park Says It’s Full, It Is Not Asking for Your Opinion
A plea from a man who has spent forty years being told 'there'll be a space somewhere'.
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My Tent Will Pay the Same Tourist Tax as a Five-Star Suite, and Frankly My Tent Is Insulted
A camper writes: 'My accommodation has a hole in it. Yours has a sommelier.'
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