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Now That I Have Superfast Broadband in Comrie, I Have Lost the Only Excuse I Ever Had
For twenty years 'the internet's down' got me out of everything. Those days are over.
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As a 20mph Sign in Rattray, I Would Like to Address My Critics
'I did not ask to be put on a pole. But here I am, and I will not be shouted at.'
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Perth’s Roadworks Are the Only Thing That Still Brings Us Together, and I Won’t Hear a Word Against Them
In an age of division, nothing unites a city like being stuck on Dundee Road behind a multiphase signal.
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I’ve Lived in Perth 40 Years and I Still Don’t Know Which Inch Is Which
North? South? Does it matter? A personal reckoning with the city's most confusing parks.
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