Opinion · Leisure
Why Pay for an Escape Room When You Can Try Leaving a Perth Car Park After 5pm?
Our columnist says the city has offered immersive puzzles for free for decades.
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Opinion · Wellbeing
A Dry Day Is a Terrible Thing to Waste, and I Wasted It
Our columnist on the pressure to 'make the most' of a mild Perth Thursday.
Opinion · Property
If a Town Hall Costs £1, How Much Is My Garage Worth? An Investigation
Our property columnist applies Pitlochry logic to the rest of Perthshire and is alarmed.
Opinion · Seasons
Christmas Can Wait Until the Fireworks Have Gone Off, Says Man Who Has Already Bought Mince Pies
Our columnist makes a principled stand against seasonal creep, from behind a festive tin.
Opinion · Leisure
In Praise of the Unheated Sports Hall: Real Sport Has Always Been Played in a Cagoule
Our columnist on why Bell's new look is a return to the values of the 1980s school PE lesson.
Opinion
The AI Map Hangover Continues; North Is Still That Way
Auchterarder has returned emotionally; please leave it there.
Opinion
Calmer Weather Is Not Permission to Mock the Last Lot
Chloe ghosted us; the wind still meant it; coats stay.
Opinion
Bounce-Back Nights Require Patience, Flask Discipline and Lowered Voices in the Queue
Saints fans know the liturgy; visitors should learn Emma Street is not a chant.
Opinion
Pass the Bridie Amendment or Lose the Soft Power of Pastry
Gherkins had their moment; Perthshire demands flaky parity.
Opinion
In Praise of Second Thoughts, Officially Stamped
A screening opinion that gets looked at again is not weakness — it's paperwork growing up.
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