Politics
Party Leaders Blame Each Other for Sunday’s Missing Daylight
Generic politicians in fictional row over sunset.
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Politics
£500,000 Business Case Will Decide Whether a Bus Is a Good Idea
Full council to meet Wednesday.
Politics
Westminster Denies Leaning; Says It Is ‘Pivoting’
Fictional statement from generic minister.
Politics
MSPs Demand Chimney Appear Before Committee; Chimney Requests Dressing Room
Fictional Holyrood row over 'masonry accountability'.
Local Characters
Diverted Bus Stop Regular Develops Whole Philosophy of Atholl Street
Fictional pensioner: 'All roads lead to Glasgow Road, eventually.'
Local Characters
Woman Who Has Photographed Every Cone in Perthshire Calls This Week ‘Peak Season’
Fictional Kinross enthusiast has 'a cone for every mood'.
Local Characters
Self-Styled ‘Chimney Whisperer’ Insists Stack ‘Just Needs to Feel Heard’
Fictional Tulloch man offers emotional support to masonry from well outside the cordon.
Good News
Hedgehog Completes Crossing of Craigie Road in Record Time, Observers Weep
Spiky hero 'didn't even look at the cones'.
Good News
Libraries Report Surge in Visitors ‘Just Here for the Dry’
Readers discover books while hiding from Storm Boelo.
Good News
Perth Pledges to Spend Bonus Hour Phoning Gran
Clocks-back hour 'repurposed for niceness'.