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The retired dinner lady says her neighbours 'got used to it after the first decade'. Some say they now can't wake up without it.
Gordon Brechin, 58, says Christmas is a state of mind. His family says it's a state of the washing machine.
Work continues on the unsafe chimney stack. Pedestrians report becoming 'quite good at the long way round'.
Sunday 22 November parade will run from Thimblerow to the High Street. The cones are said to be 'very excited'.
As ministers deny 'kicking the can down the road' on defence spending, a road crew in Perthshire says it might have found it.
A leaked design shows 24 little doors, each with a picture of a cone. Door 25 is reportedly 'a diversion via Coupar Angus'.
Phase two of the closure is due to finish next week. Drivers who learned Beeches Road by heart worry they'll miss it.
Sunshine, crunchy leaves and no rain until nightfall. North Inch dogs have declared it the best day of the year, again.
Classrooms have been practising for weeks. Householders told to expect punchlines that actually make sense.
Three days of festive fun cost nothing to get in. Families say it's the one weekend they don't have to explain what a budget is.