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About 7,000 cars arrive for 2,500 spaces. NHS Tayside wants cameras to enforce the four-hour limit. Perth drivers ask what they'd be timing.
Red Hot Chilli Pipers and QFX confirmed for the Big Switch-On, with neep lanterns still lit. Witches accuse elves of 'jumping the queue'; Santa says he was 'only checking the route'.
The shop sold Halloween jokes to children who had forgotten theirs. It closes after schools started teaching jokes for free.
Perth's only shop selling secure biscuit tins for household savings closes, saying crypto has 'confused the market'.
Perth's only accordion repair shop fixed bellows, buttons and broken hearts. It closes as its owner finally retires to 'somewhere quiet'.
Perth's earliest Christmas shop opened in July and closed on Halloween, defeated by a skeleton in the window next door.
The seasonal shop sold everything in pumpkin spice, including, briefly, a pumpkin-spice tyre gauge. It closes tonight, as planned and slightly sticky.
Alan Fotheringham says the old shoe shop 'was an escape room before escape rooms existed'.
Derek Kinnaird, 42, an accountant, says the 'Dad Tax' is 15 per cent, payable in mini chocolate bars.
Morag Haldane, 64, has never had a parking fine. She says two free hours would 'ruin her system'.