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Venezuelan Opposition Leader Returns Home; Perth Man Returns Library Book From 1994

Both homecomings 'long awaited', say observers.

A homecoming.

A homecoming. Photo: Wilfredor, “Hombre cantando por dinero en las cercanías del Hotel Humbodlt”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0

CARACAS / PERTH — Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has returned to Venezuela after months in exile.

Meanwhile in Perth, fictional retiree Norman Lindsay returned a library copy of ‘Teach Yourself Accordion’, 32 years overdue. “I never did learn,” he said. “But I’ve kept it safe.” Library staff waived the fine in exchange for a promise never to attempt the accordion.

The real story: Machado returns to Venezuela (Anadolu, 26 Oct 2026)

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