Orbán Floated for UN Secretary-General; Kinross Community Council Says It Will ‘Hear Applications Too’
Local body announces vacancy for treasurer, 'experience of running a country desirable but not essential'.
A gavel, open to offers. Photo: Andrew Abbott, “Blair Atholl village hall - geograph.org.uk - 6569095”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
KINROSS — Reports that former Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has been encouraged to consider running for UN secretary-general have prompted a fictional Kinross community group to advertise its own vacancies.
“If they’re taking applications from anybody, so are we,” said a fictional secretary. “We need a treasurer and someone to do the urn. Global experience a bonus. Must be able to work the urn.”
At press time the post had attracted three candidates, a dog and a man who just wanted to know where the toilets were.
The real story: US considers Orbán for UN leadership (10 Things Global News, 26 Oct 2026)
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