Council Forms Committee to Decide Whether Storms Need a Committee
Sub-group to report back 'after Storm Gertrude at the earliest'.
A meeting, convened. Photo: Bonner Springs Library, “Meeting room chairs (3653511785)”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.0
PERTH — Fictional council officials met on Monday to consider whether the area’s storm response would benefit from a dedicated committee, and agreed to form a committee to look into it.
“It’s very important we don’t rush,” said a fictional Head of Measured Responses. “By the time we’ve agreed terms of reference it’ll be spring, and the problem will have solved itself.”
A real thank-you is owed to the council roads teams, energy crews and volunteers who worked through the weekend. The committee is expected to name a sub-committee after them.
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