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Vol. CXII · No. 4,822Late Drizzle EditionPrice: One Tablet
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Tourism

New Souvenir Launched: Jar of Genuine Perthshire Storm Air

Opens with a bang. Every time.

Air, jarred.

Air, jarred. Photo: Basile Morin, “Illuminated wooden shelf with many glass jars containing cookies for sale in Tokyo”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

PERTH — A fictional gift shop is selling jars of “authentic Boelo” for £9.99. Customers report the lid “flies off and so does your fringe”. Limited edition; next batch Chloe.

The real story: Fictional.

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