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Perthshire Kite Club Cancels Session, Citing ‘Too Much of a Good Thing’

'We want to fly kites, not become them.'

Kites, grounded.

Kites, grounded. Photo: Kritzolina, “Kite flying over Pasing 04”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

PERTH — The fictional North Inch Kite Society cancelled Sunday’s meet, with its chair explaining: “There’s a wind and there’s a WIND.” Members will fly kites indoors, which is mostly sitting.

The real story: Fictional.

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