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Local Dog Completely Unbothered by Storm, Asks for Walk Anyway
Ears achieved horizontal for first time.

A dog, unimpressed. Photo: Eric Sonstroem from California, USA, “King Charles Spaniel on the Wet Sidewalk (32116555610)”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.0
PERTH — A fictional spaniel insisted on its morning walk despite 60mph gusts, returning with ears “permanently inside out” and the best day of its life. Owners are advised to keep walks short and away from trees.
The real story: Fictional.
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