Perth Publishes First Puddle League Table; South Inch Retains Title
Depth, width and 'splash menace' all scored.
A contender. Photo: Jules Verne Times Two, “Rain puddle reflection at Schönbrunn Palace gardens (Vienna, Austria) julesvernex2”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0
PERTH — A new league table ranking the city’s puddles has been published by the self-appointed Perth Puddle Authority, with a South Inch entrant retaining the title on depth and “general attitude”.
A newcomer on the Dunkeld Road was marked down for “being mostly a damp patch with ambitions”. Relegation is expected for any puddle that dries out, though none have done so since 2019.
The real story: Context: wet Tayside weather (Met Office).
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