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Big Eck, 58, Has Left Every Saints Game in the 85th Minute for 22 Years and Missed Every Late Goal

Season-ticket holder's traffic strategy under review after Campbell equaliser. 'I heard it from the car park,' he says.

Big Eck, 58, Has Left Every Saints Game in the 85th Minute for 22 Years and Missed Every Late Goal

The exit stairs, where Eck spends the 90th minute. Photo: Fasach Nua at English Wikipedia, “Windsor Park football stadium - Empty”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain

Big Eck Robertson of North Muirton has held a St Johnstone season ticket for 22 years and has left every home game in the 85th minute “to beat the traffic”.

Last night he heard the roar for Josh Campbell’s 93rd-minute header from the car park, standing beside his car, keys in hand.

“Twenty-two years,” said Eck, 58. “Twenty-two years of late goals heard from a Ford Mondeo. I’ve never seen one. I’ve heard them all. I’m like a radio commentator who lives in a car park.”

His wife Sheena has suggested he stay to the end at Kilmarnock on Saturday. Eck says he will “consider it, depending on the traffic”.

The real story: Match report: St Johnstone 2-2 Motherwell (St Johnstone FC)

Letters to the Editor

The views expressed are those of the reader, and frankly that's on them.

  1. Eck, if you’re reading this, we saved you a pie. It’s cold now.

    — Gordon S., Scone, 29 October 2026
  2. In fairness to Eck, he’s never missed the traffic. Only the goals.

    — Ross K., Viewlands, 29 October 2026

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