Monday, 2 November 2026 · Perth, PerthshireToday: Rain, then some different rain · Est. whenever

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Vol. CXII · No. 4,822Late Drizzle EditionPrice: One Tablet
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Obituaries for Shops

Wrong Map Mystery Tours (36 hours, 2026)

Fictional operator closed after every tour ended correctly on purpose.

A folded incorrect map.

A folded incorrect map. Photo: MWhiteBirds, “HK Ma Wan Park Information Counter Guide Map HKD5”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0

Fictional Wrong Map Tours promised disorientation and accidentally delivered competence. Customers demanded refunds for insufficient being-lost. Owner now sells compasses and silence.

The real story: Fictional.

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