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Isa’s Knees Forecast ‘Chilly but Watchable’ for Kick-Off; Brian Told to Bring Coat
Left knee: light breeze. Right knee: take a flask. Met Office: broadly agrees.
Granny with scarf. Photo: Carlquist, Sherwin John, 1930-2021, “(Elderly woman in Bangkok, Thailand) - DPLA - aeeae86a0bc4ced626fa6d0cf92a5870”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 4.0
BRIDGE OF EARN — Fictional forecaster Isa Brodie says her knees are quietly optimistic about matchday.
“Chilly but watchable,” she ruled. “Brian: coat. Non-negotiable.”
Brian has packed two coats out of fear.
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