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Pothole-Pond Ducks Monitor Blairgowrie Works ‘In Case Habitat Opens’
Unionised waterfowl eye temporary standing water with professional interest.
Ducks by a puddle. Photo: Roger May, “Pond at Deepcar, South Yorkshire - geograph.org.uk - 128328”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTH — The ducks who colonised a flooded pothole earlier this month are watching Phase 2 for career opportunities.
“If there’s a puddle with benefits, we’ll tender,” said a fictional mallard.
Drivers: slow past floodwater; report hazards properly.
The real story: Fictional.
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