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Broxden Offers Paid Consultancy to Emma Street; Invoice Written in Circles

Five exits willing to mentor; payment accepted in indicators.

Broxden aerial swirl.

Broxden aerial swirl. Photo: Phillip Gamble, “Eglington Road Roundabout (geograph 3994686)”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0

PERTH — Broxden roundabout has offered Emma Street a mentoring package titled Circulating With Dignity.

Emma Street politely declined, citing a full diary of buses. Broxden wished them well from every exit at once.

The real story: Fictional.

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