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Cone Convoy From Dundee Reaches Inchture; Morale High, Pace Glacial
Long walk home continues; Perth prepares welcome banner and immediate redeployment.

Cones, advancing. Photo: katorisi, “Road-cones,sankaku-cones,japan”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.5
A90 — The fictional convoy of cones blown to Dundee by Boelo has reached Inchture, moving in single file with what witnesses called “quiet dignity”.
“They’re almost home,” said a lorry driver. “I fear for them. Home means a trench.”
On arrival they will be thanked, photographed, and placed on a road that is fine.
The real story: Fictional.
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