Local Characters
Woman Who Has Photographed Every Cone in Perthshire Calls This Week ‘Peak Season’
Fictional Kinross enthusiast has 'a cone for every mood'.
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Saturday, 24 October 2026
Local Characters
Self-Styled ‘Chimney Whisperer’ Insists Stack ‘Just Needs to Feel Heard’
Fictional Tulloch man offers emotional support to masonry from well outside the cordon.
Good News
Hedgehog Completes Crossing of Craigie Road in Record Time, Observers Weep
Spiky hero 'didn't even look at the cones'.
Good News
Libraries Report Surge in Visitors ‘Just Here for the Dry’
Readers discover books while hiding from Storm Boelo.
Good News
Perth Pledges to Spend Bonus Hour Phoning Gran
Clocks-back hour 'repurposed for niceness'.
Good News
Kindness Breaks Out Around Cordon as Tea Flasks Outnumber Cones
Neighbours and staff rally round affected residents.
Good News
Council Floats Its Own Buses; X56 Fans ‘Cautiously Thrilled’
Plan to develop an in-house public transport model goes to full council.
Roadworks
Council Commissions Risk Assessment of Its Risk Assessments, Finds Them ‘Reassuringly Thorough’
Fictional report runs to 400 pages, all laminated.
Roadworks
Scott Street Car Park ‘Very Much Hoping’ to Be Partly Reopened, Says Car Park
Review set for partial reopening 'if possible'.
Roadworks
Blairgowrie A93 Works Approach Phase Two; Locals Begin Training for Beeches Road Marathon
Perth Road phase from Wednesday 28 October.