Sport · Golf
Kinross Golfers Abandon Round as Rain Remembers How to Rain; Ballies Declared ‘Unfindable’
Yesterday's visibility crisis replaced by today's traditional crisis.
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Sport · Football
St Johnstone Train in Horizontal Rain; Manager Calls It ‘Match Preparation for Scotland’
Squad 'reoriented' after Thursday's confusing shadows.
Politics · Campaigns
Broxden Petition Signatures Up on Wet Days; ‘People Have Time in the Queue’
Campaign HQ (a folding table) reports peak signing during gridlock.
Politics · Bins
Council Reminds Residents Bins Still Go Out in Storms; Wind Reminds Bins They Have Options
Wheelie bins last seen heading for Broxden under their own steam.
Politics · Weather
Call for Perth Veto on Storm Names After Austen; ‘We Want One Called Derek’
Met Office naming shared across services; Perth wants a local option.
Politics · Council
Council and Campaigners Argue Over Meaning of Word ‘Feasible’; Thesaurus Called In
PH2O debate continues; public asks if anyone has checked the deep end.
Politics · Time
Holyrood and Westminster Briefed on Clocks Going Back; Both Claim Credit for Extra Hour of Sleep
No legislation required; both sides issue statements anyway.
Local · Culture
Perth Museum Becomes Unofficial Storm Shelter; Visitors ‘Accidentally’ Learn History
Wet families discover Black History Month displays while waiting for buses.
Local · Scone
Scone Palace Peacocks Put Tail Feathers Away Again; ‘We Don’t Do Matinees in This Weather’
Brief sunny display cancelled due to Storm Austen.
Local · Parks
North Inch Picnic Blankets Cancelled En Masse; Geese Declare Victory
Thursday's sunny picnickers have left; geese reclaim the republic.