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A frosty, bright start will turn into a pleasant afternoon. This is the time of year when every Perth office has a chair with three coats on it.
A calm, mostly dry Monday with sunny intervals and a high of 11°C. Your sheets will dry, eventually, from sheer embarrassment.
The German has reached the top of the rankings. In Perth, a man who was top of the club ladder for two weeks in 2011 has offered some advice.
The Gunners' players say the pressure of a title race is something to enjoy. Perth's football supporters say they could have told them that, and given them a pie.
Hibernian will face Rangers in the final. A Perth man who changes allegiance every time the score changes has been told to lie down.
The Bairns ended a long wait. In Perth, the Tuesday night side at the sports centre took notes, and bought new bibs.
Max Verstappen won the race in Mexico, but the title went to the young Mercedes driver. Lewis Hamilton says Ferrari need some 'serious talks'.
MPs at Westminster are once again chewing over whether there will be an early general election. A Perth church hall has decided not to take any chances.
English regional mayors are getting more financial freedom. Perth, which does not have a mayor, would like one, and has already bought a chain.
Help with bills is welcome. Perth's pensioners have already budgeted it, spent it in their heads, and put on a second cardigan just in case.