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The party is debating which way to go next. Perth drivers say the trick is to pick a lane early, indicate clearly and never, ever look at the person from Fife next to you.
The Prime Minister wants an office in the north of England. Perth says it has had an office in the north of Britain for centuries, and nobody gave it any staff.
City centre traders say they want action on footfall, parking and empty units. A Perthetic reporter offered to walk up and down the High Street to help.
The switch-on weekend runs from 20 to 22 November, with the lights going on at 6pm on Saturday 21 November, followed by fireworks. Perth has already started stretching.
The actor, who has ridden round the world, says the best road of all is the one that finishes with a cup of tea in Crieff. Perthshire mothers have forwarded the article to their sons with no comment.
Ministers are looking again at how Scotland's councils are organised. Under one idea, Perth and Kinross, Dundee and Angus would become a single authority. Perth has opened the good biscuits and started to worry.
A Dunkeld bakery has opened a branch in the village, and it is staying open all winter. Locals call it 'the most important thing to happen on Ford Street since the road'.
Opened at midnight to take back used costumes. Closed at 9am, buried in bin bags and fake blood.
Sold ties to Perth men who did not want them, for 47 years. Closed when America made it official.
Family firework shop, three generations, one week a year. Replaced by a drone.