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Gift Shops Rush Out ‘I Survived the AI Map’ Tea Towels
Collectors' edition shows Auchterarder in three places at once.
A tea towel, inaccurate. Photo: Unknown authorUnknown author, “Tea towel, souvenir (AM 10223-1)”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 4.0
PERTH — Fictional gift shops report strong demand for tea towels commemorating the AI map, featuring towns in the wrong places and a small printed apology in the corner.
“It’s the perfect present,” said a fictional retailer. “Useful, washable, geographically chaotic.”
Real navigation aids sold separately.
The real story: Fictional.
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