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The Bins Are Right to Leave. Frankly, I’d Go With Them
By Callum Drummond.
A bin, enlightened. Photo: Andrew Curtis, “Wheelie bin Wednesday in Montrose High Street - geograph.org.uk - 6856794”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
Every week we drag them out, fill them with nonsense and shout when they’re late. Is it any wonder they’ve taken the first gale south? Treat your bin with respect, and it may come back.
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