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Westminster Insists It Is ‘Unaffected by Wind’, Is Mostly Made of It
Amber warning stops short of SW1.
Hot air, unaffected. Photo: DaniKauf, “Westminster palace”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0
LONDON — With the amber warning confined to the north, Westminster has declared itself “immune to wind”, a claim met with disbelief by anyone who has watched Prime Minister’s Questions.
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