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Scottish Government Resilience Room Activated; Biscuit Tin Also Activated

SGORR meets as Boelo approaches.

A meeting, resilient.

A meeting, resilient. Photo: Kay Williams, “Scottish Parliament, Holyrood - geograph.org.uk - 7279063”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0

EDINBURGH — Ministers activated the Scottish Government Resilience Room to prepare for Storm Boelo. Perthetic’s fictional insider says the room is “very resilient”, particularly the biscuit tin, which has survived 14 storms and two reshuffles.

Real officials are doing real work; we just wish they’d tell us what’s in the tin.

The real story: Real: SGORR activated ahead of Storm Boelo (STV).

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