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Man Spends Storm Inside Shed ‘To Keep It Company’

Fictional Tam Kerr, 61, of Scone, describes it as 'like a submarine film'.

A shed, with occupant.

A shed, with occupant. Photo: Jim Smillie, “Garden shed manufacture beside canal - geograph.org.uk - 7903378”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0

SCONE — Fictional Tam Kerr refused to leave his shed during Storm Boelo, saying “if it goes, we go together”. His wife has been passing sandwiches through the window.

“He’s done this for every storm since Frank,” she said. “The shed has never once blown away. He thinks it’s him.”

The real story: Fictional.

Letters to the Editor

The views expressed are those of the reader, and frankly that's on them.

  1. This is my husband. I’m not saying which one.

    — Margo K., Scone, 25 October 2026
  2. Nothing wrong with a man and his shed. Mine has a kettle. Shed’s better company than the telly.

    — Derek F., Luncarty, 25 October 2026
  3. This is my husband. I'm not saying which one.

    — Margo K., Scone, 27 October 2026
  4. Nothing wrong with a man and his shed. Mine has a kettle. Shed's better company than the telly.

    — Derek F., Luncarty, 27 October 2026

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