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Buildings Worldwide Demand Agents After Perth Chimney’s Rise to Fame

Eiffel Tower 'considering options'.

Le talent.

Le talent. Photo: Benh LIEU SONG, “Tour Eiffel Wikimedia Commons”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain

PARIS — Inspired by the Leaning Tower of Perth, several famous landmarks are said to be seeking representation. The Eiffel Tower reportedly wants “a stronger social media presence and better lighting”.

The real story: Satire.

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