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Pisa Issues Statement: ‘We Are Not Worried About Perth’
Tuscan tower 'has nothing to prove'.

The original. Photo: Saffron Blaze, “The Leaning Tower of Pisa SB”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0
PISA — A fictional spokesperson for the Leaning Tower of Pisa has dismissed Perth’s chimney as “a phase”. Perth’s chimney replied that Pisa “doesn’t even have a decent bridie”.
The real story: Satire.
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