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I Am the Chimney’s Agent, and Frankly My Client Deserves Better
A fictional talent rep makes his pitch.
The client. Photo: Espresso Addict, “Copper mine chimney - geograph.org.uk - 713124”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
My client did not ask for fame. Fame leaned on him. Every tourist wants a “holding it up” photo; every pigeon wants a seat. Yet does anyone offer him a podcast? They do not. Also, to be clear: the people who had to leave their homes are the real stars this week, and my client says they should have the dressing room.
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