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Politics

MSPs Demand Chimney Appear Before Committee; Chimney Requests Dressing Room

Fictional Holyrood row over 'masonry accountability'.

Holyrood, upright.

Holyrood, upright. Photo: Colin, “Scottish Parliament Debating Chamber 3”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

EDINBURGH — Fictional MSPs from all parties have called for the Leaning Tower of Perth to give evidence to a committee, with one calling it “the only thing in Scotland leaning more than the polls”. The chimney’s agent replied that it does not do weekday mornings.

The real story: Satire; real chimney story (The Courier).

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