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Tourism · Pitlochry

Pitlochry Dam Spray Mistaken for St Andrews Foam Fight; Salmon Unimpressed

Tourists ask if fish are mentoring each other.

Pitlochry dam and fish ladder area.

Pitlochry dam and fish ladder area. Photo: Andrew Curtis, “Pitlochry Dam - geograph.org.uk - 3089214”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0

PITLOCHRY — Heavy spray at the dam led one visitor to ask whether Raisin Monday had come early for salmon.

Staff clarified that fish do not use shaving foam. The visitor bought a fridge magnet anyway.

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