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Sport · Curling

Curlers Quietly Smug as Outdoor Sports Suffer; Ice ‘Working as Intended’

Indoor ice unaffected by Austen; solidarity limited.

Curling rink, smugly dry.

Curling rink, smugly dry. Photo: Arne Müseler, “Gangneung Gymnasium Curling Centre”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0 de

PERTHSHIRE — Curling clubs reported excellent conditions on Friday while footballers and golfers suffered outdoors.

“We don’t gloat,” said a skip. “We just sweep a little harder.”

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