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Obituaries for Shops

Honest Satnav Accessories (2024–2026)

Fictional booth sold stickers reading 'THIS IS PROBABLY WRONG'; sold out, then closed from integrity fatigue.

Stickers, truthful.

Stickers, truthful. Photo: Mdnt design, “MDNT Design - Dashboard covered in stickers, ford escort mk 4, unique design”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

Fictional Honest Satnav Accessories sold warning stickers for dashboards after the AI map affair. Stock vanished by lunch. The founder said she had “done enough for geography today” and went home via the correct road, on purpose.

The real story: Fictional.

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