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Vol. CXII · No. 4,822Late Drizzle EditionPrice: One Tablet
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Obituaries for Shops

True North Print Shop (2011–2026)

Fictional printers refused to reprint the AI map and accidentally became heroes.

A print shop, principled.

A print shop, principled. Photo: Jules Verne Times Two, “Shop window, Myrsini, Tinos, Greece julesvernex2”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

Fictional True North was asked to run off posters of the AI map, took one look, and closed for “artistic differences with geography”. It will reopen as a paper-map specialists’ next week. Flowers left in the letterbox included a correctly labelled sketch of Methven.

The real story: Fictional.

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