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Man With 40 Laminators Declares Chloe Stamp ‘A Teachable Moment’
Fictional Tulloch collector pivoting to Unnamed Weather Endurance Cards.
Laminators, ready. Photo: Sachinkothari123, “Thermal Lamination process”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0
TULLOCH — Fictional enthusiast Gordon Pate, 54, owns more laminators than is strictly necessary and had printed 200 Chloe stamps.
“I’ll overprint them with DECLINED,” he said. “Limited edition. Collectors will go mad. Madder.”
His partner has asked that the next hobby “not involve the dining table”.
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