Jay-Z Confirmed for Super Bowl Halftime; Perth Karaoke Night Immediately Raises Its Prices
Fictional landlords cite 'global cultural alignment' and a new glitterball.
A glitterball, ambitious. Photo: David Mulder, “Stage Box (16 XRLs for microphones, 4 Phones for returns) with tangled microphone cables - 2014-11-02 (by David Mulder)”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
NEW YORK / PERTH — Jay-Z will headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. Perth’s fictional Tuesday karaoke night has responded by adding a cover charge and a sign reading ‘NO EMPIRE BISCUIT REQUESTS UNTIL AFTER 9’.
“We’ve got Empire State of Mind,” said the host. “We’ve also got Caledonia seventeen times. Balance.”
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