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With twinning confirmed, Highland Perthshire gets ready for Lone Star visitors. Key phrase: 'that's the Tay, sir, not a creek'.
Thimblerow or Glover Street? Our columnist has only one test for Perth's new leisure centre, and it involves a slide.
Our economics columnist offers his considered analysis of the Chancellor's plans, based on the first page and the pictures.
Loch Leven's play area has been called 'uninspiring'. Our columnist says that's exactly what a tired parent wants.
Our columnist sets out his rules for tomorrow night. Standards have slipped. Sweets must be earned.
Our columnist welcomes Aberfeldy's new transatlantic friends, and has prepared a list of things they must never find out.
Days are now shorter than a council meeting about car parking. Vitamin D tablets sold out in one Perth pharmacy, possibly.
Next week looks mostly settled with overnight frost and fog that may linger in places. The Tay valley prepares to disappear each morning.
Clear skies on Sunday give way to a low near 0°C. Monday morning will feel like −1°C, which Perth will describe as 'baltic'.
Saturday cloud thickens with patchy light rain from the evening. Parents advised to waterproof the witch.