Opinion
Unpopular Opinion: I Love Broxden and I Won’t Sign Your Petition
One Perth woman defends the roundabout everyone else wants to blow up (satirically).
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Opinion
Perthetic Has Done Good News Again and I Will Be Writing to My MSP
Our Grumpiness Correspondent returns, angrier, after a dog got a lanyard.
Opinion
A Dundonian Writes: Your Sun Was Our Sun First, and You’re Welcome
Guest column from across the Carse, which we are printing under protest.
Opinion
I Saw the Sun on Thursday and I’m Not Sure I’ve Recovered
A personal account of 47 minutes that changed nothing, but felt like everything.
Sport · Ceilidh
Perth Ceilidh Band Swaps Accordion for Rubber Chickens After Viral Video; Strip the Willow ‘Never the Same’
Dancers report 'a squeak on every beat'; one man 'rushed to Gay Gordons in tears'.
Sport · Golf
Kinross Golfers Overwhelmed by Visibility; ‘Could See Where Ball Went, Very Upsetting’
Players used to losing balls in fog 'forced to confront their actual ability'.
Sport · Curling
Curlers Accuse Sun of ‘Interfering With the Ice’ Despite Being Indoors
Perth rink says sun 'was nowhere near it'; curlers 'still felt it'.
Sport · Endurance
NASA Rover Sets Off-World Driving Record; Perth Driver Says He Did Further Round Broxden
Mars rover's distance 'impressive but it never had to merge'.
Sport · Football
St Johnstone Train in Sunshine for First Time, Squad ‘Disoriented’ by Shadows
Players spend session chasing their own shadows; manager calls it 'useful work on spatial awareness'.
Politics · Council
Council Sets Up Committee to Review Number of Committees; First Meeting Delayed by Roadworks
Members stuck on Crieff Road diversion 'arrive in time for the minutes'.