Obituaries for Shops
Wick & Wax Candle Emporium (2003–2026)
Fictional shop's slogan: 'Burn Bright'. Shop: Did.
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Obituaries for Shops
Obituaries for Shops
Panel Beaters Fencing Supplies (1979–2026)
Ironically sold out of stock just before the storm.
Obituaries for Shops
The Potting Shed Tearoom (1995–2026)
Fictional café famed for scones the size of hedgehogs.
Obituaries for Shops
Brolly Good Show, Umbrella Merchants (1949–2026)
Survived 77 years of Perth rain; undone by one honest customer review.
Obituaries for Shops
Up & Away Kites (1987–2026)
Fictional kite shop finally took its own advice.
Obituaries for Shops
Tick & Tock Horologists (1962–2026)
Fictional clock menders 'went back an hour, and stayed there'.
Obituaries for Shops
Soor Plooms Emporium (1958–2026)
Fictional sweetie shop weighed its last quarter.
Obituaries for Shops
McSoot & Daughter, Chimney Sweeps (1931–2026)
Fictional sweeps 'would have had a lot to say this week'.
Obituaries for Shops
THE TOY BARRACKS, near the High Street (1974–2015): Wooden Trains, Plastic Soldiers, Queue at Christmas
A toy shop that smelled of cardboard and anticipation.
Obituaries for Shops
CORRY’S FISH, the Old Market (1948–2012): Knew Which Day the Haddock Was Good
Sawdust on the floor, weather on the fishmonger's advice.
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Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.