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Less than a 5% chance of rain and light winds. Perth residents look at the blue sky and wonder what they've done to deserve it.
Nine points from seven games and pundits are talking about the drop. In Perth, glory hunters consider the unthinkable: supporting their local team.
Canelo Álvarez beat Mbilli overnight. In a Perth gym, a pensioner shadow-boxes against the TV and declares a draw.
Lewis Hamilton starts tonight's Mexico City Grand Prix from the front. In Perth, a 2009 Panda has been washed in his honour.
Naderi's goal sends Rangers to the final. Hearts and Hibs meet today, and Perth pubs prepare to support whichever side has the nicer strips.
Kilmarnock 2-2 St Johnstone. Keeper sent off for handling outside the area, sub keeper heroics, and a manager who calls it 'chaos' and means it kindly.
Figures show recycling is down. Perth families say they'd do better if the rules fitted on one fridge magnet.
The long-delayed CalMac ferry has slipped again. Kinross boatmen say they have been reliably crossing water since Mary Queen of Scots.
Environmental campaigners staged a fossil fuel protest in fancy dress at Bute House. Perth's ten-year-olds say they invented the format.
John Healey has hinted the pledge to give 18 to 20-year-olds the full adult rate may slip. Perth's Saturday staff have formed a union in the stock room.