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Sunny spells all day, highs of 14°C, then a 40 per cent chance of rain around 9pm. Guisers say the weather 'finally gets it'.
Saturday afternoon matches may soon be on telly. In Perthshire, a generation of men face sitting on the couch next to the family.
England captain takes football's top individual prize. A Thursday-night player at Bell's says his award is 'equally prestigious, locally'.
Fallon Sherrock lifts a huge prize in an amateur event. A Craigie pub team says it is 'definitely amateur enough'.
League Cup semi-final takes over the weekend. Perth's football fans say being neutral is 'a full-time job with no pay'.
After last weekend's late point against Motherwell, St Johnstone travel to bottom side Kilmarnock for a 3pm kick-off. Fans have packed sweets and nerves.
English metro mayors get new powers to give residents money. Perth checks the cupboard and finds only a ceremonial chain.
Scottish councils urge ministers to think again. Perthshire is already arguing over 'Perthangus', 'Angusperth' and 'Kinrangus'.
Downing Street says no election is planned. Party volunteers in Perthshire are buying head torches anyway.
Multi-million recruitment drive for a northern power base. Perth offers a spare room above a Kinnoull Street bookies and a kettle.