Sport
St Johnstone Win at Pittodrie With One Shot on Target, Announce Plans to Phase Out the Other Shots Entirely
Manager hails 'efficiency revolution'; club to sell the spare footballs.
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McDiarmid Park East Stand Electrical Fault Traced to Single Kettle Used by All 2,000 Fans at Once
Engineers say stand 'was never designed to cope with that much Bovril'.
Sport
Snail Wins Inaugural Bankfoot 20mph Grand Prix After Overtaking Vauxhall on Final Bend
Gastropod 'Gary' celebrates on podium; driver lodges appeal claiming snail 'clearly exceeded the limit'.